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Cutlery Catches Up
NEW RECORD: COW JUMPS 6 METERS

Text 1

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon



Beggar Steals Last Supper
Pig Thief Caught
Text 2

Tom-tom the piper’s son
Stole a pig and away did run
The pig was eat
Tom was beat
Tom went roaring down the street


Brown Barges To Sea (As in Gordon Brown)
Ship Rescue Fails
Text 3

There was a young man of high rank
Who went to sea in a tank
They said, “It is sad,
He surely is mad!”
And he proved they were right when he sank


Poem Contest: Japan Juggles with Jury
Poem Makes It Impossible To Breath

Text 4

There was a young man from Japan
Whose poetry never would scan
When they asked him why
He said with a sigh,
“It’s because I put as many words in the last line as a possibly can.”